Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says “Watson, do yousee the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can youdeduce from it?”Watson
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act.Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, “Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girlwalking out of the ocean. She reaches into the topof her
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.”Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out thewindow, turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs havebaby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planeshave baby planes?” The mother, who couldn’t think of ananswer,
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for ranch hands.Two men applied
For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we alllove! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for beingsmart and funny, and making her point, when