Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re called “dykeees”. They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks “What happened?” “Well,” one of the officer’s says, “It seems that your agent came
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. “That’s 1 dollar 15 plus tax,” said the store assistant. “I don’t need tacks,” said the man. “It’ll stay up all by itself.”
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young manat the window that she wished to take the 3 million she had in thebag and open an account with the bank. She said that
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ. Billy goes to a tattoo parlor and
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take jewelry to city and sell it,” said the old man. “What have you got for collateral?” queried the
Q: How many screenwriters to make “Titanic” a good movie? A: One more than they had.