Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said “Hell, I’m no actor, and I’ve got thirty movies to prove it!”
Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast. Wedon’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late
One agent stops by another agent’s table to tell him the big news: “Elvis just died!” The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. “Good career move.”
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so farand expect that number to climb as