A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again. `What’s the matter?’ asked
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recallthe events of the preceding evening. After a trip to thebathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put somecoffee in front of him.”Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night.
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant from anal sex?””Certainly,” replies the doctor, “Where do you think lawyers come from!”
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there any Jews in China?””I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?””I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.
Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he’s back in town and wants your new number.