Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…”IT’S A GUY THING”Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.””CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”Translated:*
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.”Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.This time the sister is bawling and her brother
Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here? “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need… = I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want… = You ll pay for this later. We need to talk… = I
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay.”Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.Timmy replies, “Because his dick tasted like shit!”