|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?A: An octopuss!Q:
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec the software (writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the software meets the specifications)7) Ship8) Test (the customers are a big help here)9) Identify
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber band Why don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q: What’s worse than
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy