A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, “Pssst you come over here!” He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. “yes over here!” Said the greyhound “Look at me I’m tied up here, I should be racing I won 14
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet abeautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog is thrilled, “This is great!”Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks.”No,” says the psychic,
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when he found
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her “no.” The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a woodworm How boring for you!
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve always been by my side””When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side””When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side””When I had my second heart attack at
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman’s ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn’t reach any higher!Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?A: In