Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. “Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!” “The cups man! Save the cups!” cries George. “Uh, the fire hasn’t spread to the canteen yet, sir.”
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!””Are you sure?””I’m positive!”
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do you call a crazy chicken?A cuckoo-cluck!What do you call a bull who tells jokes?Laugh-a-bull!What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.The rules of the contest required