A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, “Give me two pickets to Titsburgh…umm…I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh”. He’s really embarrassed…The guy in line behind him says, “Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that.Just the
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head*, to be published in August by Fireside. Cited in Harper’s, June1996.I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.