Paddy ‘n’
Mick join the army, and are
put on street patrol in a city with a
military curfew. They are
given instructions to shoot anybody who’s on the
streets after 6
o’clock. So one day, they’re out at twenty to 6, when
Paddy spots a
man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up
the man in
his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked.

“What are
you doin’, Paddy? It ain’t 6 yet!”

“I know what I’m doin’. I
know where he lives and he wouldn’t have
made it!”