One day God called the Pope, and he
said
“John Paul I have good news and
bad news. First the good news. I am
tired of all the squabbling between
the religions. I have decided
there will be only the one true
religion”.
The Pope was
overjoyed and told God how wise his decision was, then
asked
“What’s
the bad news?”. God said the bad news is that I am calling
from

Salt Lake City.