One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

Peter saw a New York street gang.

walk up to the Pearly
Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God
and said,
“God,

there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do

I do?”.

God replied, “Just do what you normally do with that
type. Re-direct
them down to hell.”

St. Peter went back to
carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes
running back
yelling “God, God, they’re gone, they’re gone!”

“Who, the New
Yorkers?”.

“No, the Pearly Gates.”