Me: “What is that noise?”
Customer: “Hey
Martinez!! I’m on the phone! Cut it out!”
Me: “What was that?”

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: “It’s from a device.”

Me: “What kind of device?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Me:
“Like a fax machine or something?”
Customer: “I don’t know. Someone
is under house arrest or
something.”