Juggler, driving to his next
performance,
was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your

car?” asked the officer.

“I juggle them in my act.”

“Oh
yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler
starts
tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving by sees this and
says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they’re
making you do now!”