Johnny was asked
by his mother what he
had learned in Sunday School.

“Well, mum, our teacher told us
how God sent Moses behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the
Israelites out of Egypt.

“When he got to the Red Sea he had his
engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his
walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow
up the bridge and saved the
Israelites.”

“Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher
taught you?” his
mother asked.

“Well, no, mom, but if I told
it the way the teacher did, you’d never
believe it.”