Johnny is walking along and a priest is

coming the other way. Johnny says,
“Hey, mister, why are you
wearing your collar backwards?”
The priest says, “Because I’m a
father.”
Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t

wear
his collar backwards.”
The priest says “You don’t
understand, son. I have thousands of
children.”
Johnny says, “You
should wear your trousers backwards.”