Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in my daughter’s room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes.”He paused. “I didn’t even know she smoked!”The second drunk said… “I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn’t even know she drank!”The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..”I can beat that! I went into my daughter’s room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!”He paused…”I didn’t even know she had a penis!!!”