Guidry called in Plotke, the painter,

for an estimate to paint his house.

“How much you gonna
charge me?” asked Guidry.

“Twenty dollars an hour,” replied Plotke.

“Good Lord!” exclaimed the home owner. “I wouldn’t pay
Michelangelo
that price!”

“I tell you one thing, mister,” said the
painter. “If that guy you
mentioned is doin’ the job for less, he
ain’t no member of our
union!”