Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”Man: “Is this seat empty?”Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”Man: “Your place or mine?”Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”Man: “But I don’t know your name.”Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”Man: “So what do you do for a living?”Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”Woman: “Do not Enter”Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”Woman: “Unfertilized !”Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.”Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”Man: “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”Woman: “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”Man: “I know how to please a woman.”Woman: “Then why aren’t you leaving me alone?”Man: “I want to give myself to you.”Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”Man: “Your body is like a temple.”Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?