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General Heath, a

General Heath, a famous lover of
parade
music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a
symphonic
orchestra playing.
When asked about his impressions, he
commented:
“No military precision in drill…”
“Why?”
“Did you see those
violin players? They were moving their bows not in
cadence.”