Following some duty overseas, the officers

at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the
unit.
Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds
from some
of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called
Vassar and
was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to
send over a
dozen of their most trustworthy students.

The
Captain hesitated, then said, “Would it also be possible to send a

dozen or so of the other kind?”