Father Murphy walked
into a pub and said
to the first Marine he met, “Do you want to go to
heaven?” The
Marine said, “I do Father.” The priest said, “Leave this
pub right
now!”

He then approached a second Marine. “Do you want to got to
heaven?”
“Certainly, Father,” was the Marine’s reply. “Then leave
this den of
Satan!” said the priest.

Father Murphy then
walked up to an old SgtMaj and asked, “Do you want
to go to heaven?” The
SgtMaj replied: “No, I don’t Father.”

The priest looked him
right in the eye and said, “You mean to tell me
that when you die you
don’t want to go to heaven?”

The SgtMaj smiled, “Oh, when I
die! Why…yes Father. Shit, I thought
you were getting a working
party together to go right now!”