Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s out?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?