yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…

your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.