Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.
Category: Yo momma jokes
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You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”
Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!