your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
Category: Yo momma jokes
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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!