yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Category: Yo momma jokes
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Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.