Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.