Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let’s see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who’s fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand