Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Category: Yo momma jokes
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Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.