Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.