Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.