Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Category: Yo momma jokes
Total 194 Posts
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!