Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!