Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.