Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Category: Yo momma jokes
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Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.