Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other side.”

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.