Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.