Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.

Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!