Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside

yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.