Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Category: Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!