What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.
Category: Weather jokes
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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn’t raining.
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright, sunny day.
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. ‘It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy. The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.’
How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.