There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls, “Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, “It looks like a storm is coming.” “No it isn’t,” said his wife. “Besides, how would you know?” “Because,” he responded, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said. “You must park your cars on the odd
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.