The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers – Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
Category: Weather jokes
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I really don’t understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.
First cave man to 2nd cave man: “I don’t care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows.”
Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”