The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young boy. He was trying to impressthe Master Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School.The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, ‘sir’,it’s real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the
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Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend.The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar.”Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, “Goddamned if they don’t find out EVERY little thing
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 hejoined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night thesergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eatingout of the discarded cans and jars.”On your free, Lizard Pecker,” he
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” askedthe lieutenant as he pulled alongside.”Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him thekeys, “*Yours* is.”
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. “Obviously the Air Force knows there’sno such thing as a ‘perfectly good aircraft,’” the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, “because they pay you bastards four times as much
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?””My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.””Oh? And what does your father do?””He’s in the Army, sir.”