Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base’scorridor floors, and asked him,”Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”Private Duncan replied, “Sure.”The Corporal turned red. He said, “That’s no way to address asuperior officer! Now let’s try
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A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection.”Sergeant-Major!” the colonel shouted.”Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.””Yessir,” the Sgt. Major replied.A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.”Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 dayscompassionate home leave,”
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel’s home for an evening of bridge. The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel’s wife and vice versa. After many hands, theLieutenant excused himself to use the toilet, but accidentally left the door
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell themall about it. After a week the private comes
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune. The commander drops his binoculars and shouts orders to a foot
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions — age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.’Oh,’ he mused, ‘It was 1945.”Isn’t that a long time to go without sex?’ the
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in. The boy, seeing the young Lt.’s green uniform asks him if he was in the Army. The Lt. smiles and say’s, “Why yes I am…you wanna wear my hat?”