Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
Category: Waiter jokes
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Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don’t have a fork.
Customer: This fish isn’t as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That’s funny. It’s from the same fish.
Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I’m a waiter, not a veterinarian.
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn’t the crust, that was the pie plate.
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn’t cook either.
Customer: I didn’t order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.