Customer: Why doesn’t your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn’t want to make you sick before the food does.
Category: Waiter jokes
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Customer: Why doesn’t this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Customer: Why does your sign say “Fine Dining”? Waiter: We can dream, can’t we?
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?