Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.
Category: Waiter jokes
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Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn’t last week.
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
Patron: Hey, there’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn’t it cooked?
Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Diner: What’s wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don’t ask me. I only laid the table.