Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye
Category: Waiter jokes
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Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can’t decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Waiter: I’m sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?
Waiter: I’m sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That’s all right. My suit is too large anyway.
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife’s cooking.
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.